Right when I wake up in the morning I make a ton of decisions. I’m not going to the gym, I’m going to live on cake, the kids don’t really need to go to school today, and I am going back to sleep. Thank golly my feet don’t listen to me and they get up anyway and take me to the coffee maker. I don’t entirely trust my feet. They mess with me a bunch and I don’t like that one bit. I think my hands are brown-nosers cuz they always put coffee and cake in my mouth.

A Perfect Mess (A Perfect Secret Book 1)
Zoe Dawson
4.2 Stars (78 Reviews)
Genre: Coming of Age | Romance

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I know what you did last summer.

Aubree Walker, the perfect girl most likely to succeed, is sure there’s only one person who knows what she did.

Booker Outlaw, one of the three Outlaw brothers–all identical, all gorgeous, all from the wrong side of the tracks, and all pure bad boys. He was always the unpredictable one, the one who would be brash enough to make it big self-publishing horror novels on the internet. He promised never to tell, but everyone knows you can never trust an Outlaw.

Then a year later, in the middle of the night, she receives a phone call at Tulane. Her aunt, who took her in after her mother’s death, is in a coma under suspicious circumstances. Now she has to face that one person who knows all about what she did that summer–sexy Booker.

Returning to Hope Parish to be with her aunt, stirs up all those ugly memories. When Aubree starts getting threats, she can’t help but wonder if what she did last summer was tied to her aunt’s “accident.” Afraid, she turns to the only person who knows the truth and Booker doesn’t hesitate to offer his broad shoulder for her to lean on. But Booker has a secret of his own that could crush their fledgling relationship.

As the hot, sultry summer days move on, she finds that even a perfectly smart girl can lose her heart to a perfectly bad boy. What is she going to do when someone starts asking questions Aubree doesn’t want to answer? She’s knee deep into a terribly dangerous, wholly life changing, who-can-she-really-depend-on perfect mess.

*This book contains adult situations and explicit content. 17+*

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The Devil’s Dream: Book One
David Beers
4.4 Stars (64 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Science Fiction

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Perhaps the smartest man to ever live, Matthew Brand changed the world by twenty-five years old. In his mid-thirties, he still shaped the world as he wanted, until a few cops gunned down his son on the street.

Brand’s life changed then. He forgot about bettering Earth and started trying to resurrect his son.

Eventually, Brand’s mind even overpowered death’s mysteries; he discovered how to bring back the dead–he only needed living bodies to make his son’s life possible again. Why not use the bodies of those who killed his son?

In the largest manhunt the FBI’s ever experienced, how do they stop a man who can calculate all the odds and stack them in his favor?

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CRUSH (The Crush Saga Book 1)
Chrissy Peebles
3.9 Stars (110 Reviews)
Genre: Horror | Fantasy | Teen & Young Adult

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His precious touch could prove deadly…

When Taylor Sparks moves from New York City to Big Bear Lake, California, her life is forever changed when she meets a hot guy with winter-blue eyes named Jesse. Their attraction is instant, the chemistry undeniable. But sadly, things aren’t adding up. Taylor wonders what her ‘crush’ is hiding. When her new friend, Fred tells her his suspicions about Jesse being a paranormal creature, Taylor laughs. But when Fred turns up dead, she believes every warning he ever told her.

Taylor is shocked to learn that Big Bear Lake isn’t just glittering lakes, towering pines, and breathtaking mountains… there’s more… way more than meets the eye.

Will Taylor dive into a paranormal world she knows nothing about? To be with the one her heart can’t live without?

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How to Prevent Unicorns from Stealing Your Car and Other Funny Stories. (Lunch Break Funnies, Humor Book Series)
Oleg Medvedkov
4.1 Stars (54 Reviews)
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Essays & Correspondence

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Imagine yourself reading humorous stories by Mark Twain, Jerome K. Jerome, Ambrose Bierce, or O. Henry. Or watching Blackadder and Dick Van Dyke make funny jokes. Well, this is not it, exactly. However, this is as close as it gets for a modern humor book.

Here you’ll find a collection of funny stories. While designed to be the funniest book for years to come, this turned out to be merely hilarious, with a few funny jokes and humorous punchlines. The humor in this book comes from the dialog and interaction between characters and is based on the following idea:


What this is not: intellectual humor, political satire, or a humorous book that makes you think. This is simply a “laugh out loud” entertainment, as silly as it gets. If and when you have a few minutes to kill and need a laugh, that’s when reading this self-proclaimed “humor book” comes in handy.

Car theft by the seemingly unstoppable Unicorns has become rampant. Protect your vehicle from these paranormally despicable evildoers by reading this easy How-To guide.

The CIA secret agent is trying to infiltrate the infamous KGB. Would the spy succeed in becoming a double agent or would his mission sidetrack into a more ridiculously gripping “danger zone”?

Any touching love poem translated verbatim from medieval French is laugh out loud hilarious to a modern reader. The Eye is a Window to the Soul is doubly so.

An enthusiastic pitbull with an unstoppable zest for life makes a new friend. Would he listen to his wise girlfriend who wants to keep him grounded or would he go where no dog has gone before?

… and more!

Oleg Medvedkov is funny, no, Oleg Medvedkov spins tales of uncovering the wildest forms of human behavior – that sound strangely plausible. And that is one reason he is so hilarious – his insanities skip past us every day. Oleg just notices them for what they are. -Grady Harp, Top 50 Reviewer, Hall of Fame Reviewer

P.S. If you’ve had the perseverance to read the above self-serving nonsense that is designed to make you buy this book all the way up to this point, consider me duly impressed – you are a saint. We should do lunch sometime.

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Sami on Skates (Sporty Sami Book 1)
Birgit Huusmann
Genre: Children’s eBooks | Sports & Outdoors

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This is the story about Sporty Sami. He is a curious little boy, who loves Sports more than anything else in the World.

In Sami on Skates, Sporty Sami is going with his dad to the Ice Rink.

Sami is really excited about learn skating, for the very first time. And who knows, maybe Sami, will even grow up and become a great Hockey star winning the Stanley Cup, one day.

This story about learning how to skate and big dreams, drawn with its vibrant artwork, will delight young readers.

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