If you ever want to send someone to the pit of madness, ask them to put the duvet cover on a comforter. Right now I am in a state of anger that is at about a 8. It’s been ten minutes since I finished putting the duvet on my comforter, so my anger level has dropped a few points. I was at a 13 out of 10 when I was doing it. I hate that stupid cover. It looks pretty, and it’s super easy to wash. Much easier than the comforter that takes about a week to dry. So I have to have the cover for the comforter. Here is the really ridiculous part. I also have a light blanket I cover the comforter cover with. I cover the cover with a cover. ARG!!! That’s right! That right there is the very definition of pet ownership. Just to add a bit more frustration, Casper loves to jump on the blankets while I am trying to get them put together. I love him so much, and I repeat that sentence several times while I am shooing him off the bed, so I can be angry and frustrated without a witness. Right now the bed is put together and I am going to enjoy the next ten minutes of it being clean. When the eleventh minute hits…so will the dirty paws on the clean cover that I put on the cover that I put on the comforter.
Drop Dead, Gorgeous (The World’s Worst Detective Book 1)
by Mike Jastrzebski
(53 Reviews)
Genre: Fantasy | Suspense
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What would you do if you discovered your wife was murdered, not killed in an accident?
Artie Kowalski, aka the world’s worst detective, is clueless until his wife’s ghost shows up and fills him in on the facts. If that isn’t bad enough, she drags her mother along.
What the… ? Artie never got along with his mother-in-law when she was alive. Now he’s horrified to think about what his life will be like with her ghost roaming around.
If you enjoy a solid mystery with a touch of the paranormal and a sprinkling of humor, then you need to add this book to your list.
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Apple Pie a la Murder: A Freshly Baked Cozy Mystery, book 1
by Kate Bell, Kathleen Suzette
(49 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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Ever decide to do a good deed and it ends up making people suspect you of murder? No? Just me, then?
I blame my best friend, Lucy Gray. She encouraged me to ask Henry Hoffer to sell my pies in his restaurant, so I brought him an apple pie to try, on the house. Unfortunately, after trying my pie, Henry ended up dead. I didn’t do it, I swear.
It’s bad news for me. Turns out the police chief had recently hired a Detective, and although he’s tall, dark, and handsome, he’s also determined to find the killer and slap the cuffs on them. And he’s looking in my direction.
Can Lucy and I find the real killer before I wind up in an orange prison jumpsuit? Orange clashes with my red hair. And I didn’t do it.
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The Hound of Hell: Book One
by Rory D Nelson
(54 Reviews)
Genre: Action & Adventure | Literature & Fiction
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He serves the Round Table in cruel and sadistic ways. But can this knighted spymaster survive when the tables turn?
Renault has pledged his deadly skills and mortal life to the Brotherhood. Even centuries after King Arthur’s demise, when the Merlin orders him to lead a rescue mission, he armors up without hesitation. Yet this cunning warrior did not predict his assignment would be a vicious fight to the death.
Aboard a speeding train with his men by his side, a shocking betrayal throws Renault off guard and jeopardizes the entire crusade. And with an old foe intent on claiming his head, he fears the forces of their combined enemies may finally outmatch his knights.
Can Renault defeat a desperate assassin and save the captive, or will his legendary reputation come to a gory end?
The Hound of Hell is the first book in the gripping Hound of Hell dark fantasy spin-off series within The Brotherhood of Merlin universe. If you like Arthurian legends, graphic action, and rich characters, then you’ll love Rory D Nelson’s relentless adventure.
Buy The Hound of Hell to hold on tight for a high-speed bloodbath today!
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Christmas At First Sight
by Trevor McCall
(29 Reviews)
Genre: Literature & Fiction | Romance | Contemporary Fiction
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Paige Langford’s life is about to change. The self-made author, and podcaster, accepts a bet from the mayor of a tiny town in New Hampshire to see if she can resist its Christmas charm. She never expected the owner of the local bed and breakfast, Eli Ryder, and his eleven-year-old daughter, Lucy, to be the charms she wouldn’t be able to resist. Unfortunately for Eli, Paige isn’t ready to fall in love with him, or Christmas, at first sight.
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Never Seen (Hoskins & Fletcher Crime Series Book 1)
by TL Dyer
(7 Reviews)
Genre: Crime Fiction | Mystery
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A man isn’t born a killer. Something happens to make him become one.
“Brilliant thriller for fans of Michael Connelly and Harlan Coben.”
The victims are young men. Their killer drugs them and slashes their wrists. Then he cleans their bodies, combs their hair and wraps them in protective sheeting before leaving them where they’ll be easily found.
Is it a compulsion? A game? Or a cry for help?
These are the questions Detective Lawrence Hoskins must answer as he takes on the lead role in his first serial murder investigation. But as the bodies keep coming he feels like he’s the one holding the blade, the one standing between life and death. Under mounting pressure he turns to former colleague Cass Fletcher for help. She knows how a compulsive murderer thinks and why they can’t stop. If she can tell him why perhaps it will lead him to who.
Except Hoskins has already made one mistake he’s not aware of. Involving Fletcher is another. And as the killer continues to elude him the case takes its toll on those around him in ways he never expects. More so when the signs start pointing in a new direction…
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